Jeyonce

So Beyonce is pregnant now... which means finally she has a good excuse for being chubby... For all of you who want to know what the baby will look like I have great news now! The Good, The Bad and The Trashy already has a photo of Jeyonce. Which means: FIRST! In your face!@ People and Us Weekly!

So...Do you like Vintage Clothing?

You do? Then the Kelly Family might have something in their closet for you. If not then you can always take a potato sack, cut a hole in it and throw it on. Aside from their trash bag style the Kelly Family's music is also the epitome of trash for your ears. Which makes the Kellies ear and eye trash!

Stripper Heels

I only have one simple question! What is it that men like about these transparent plastic stripper shoes?

Shorts over Tights

Why do so many girls wear shorts over tights these days? Do they really think it looks good? Well then I need to tell them: NO, IT DOESN'T! It looks trashy, like you can't afford a pair of full length pants. Shorts have been invented to be worn on warm days. Tights as we all know them have been invented for women to wear under a skirt/dress when the weather is not really good. So you see: shorts = good weather and skirt/dress + tights = not so good weather. But what's the point in combining shorts with tights if you can wear a 'normal' pair of trousers? It neither looks very individual nor very cute, it's boring. If combined with leggings the look gets even worse and on most girls it looks like two trunks are sticking out of the shorts even if they're not fat. And I don't care if the shorts are made of denim or tweed or whatever, this look always sucks! Next time you consider wearing shorts over tights or leggings with ballet flats then also consider that everyone will secretly be laughing about you because in the ballet flats you have a strange walk which will be highlighted extremely with this combination. So please either wear your shorts with naked legs or your tights with a skirt or a dress. Please don't mix shorts and tights. And NEVER wear leggings!!!

Are you looking for a skirt to match some tights of yours? Visit K and Co by going to www.kandco.com to visit the great collection of skirts for you to look at, and find one in a style you like.

Amber Rose

Amber Rose is the ex-girlfriend of superpussy Kanye West. She has no taste, no class, no style. I don't know why she gets invitations to fashion shows from so many designers. Who wants something like that sitting front row at a runway show? Same goes for Kanye West - he's either dressed like any other preppy boy from the Harvard rowing team or like a clown. I don't see what's supposed to be so great about his style, he looks like shit and that's not because of his skin colour. He might read this now as he's probably googling himself all the time but I don't care. Someone had to tell him that he looks like shit! Amber Rose probably just gets invited to all these fashion events because she was dancing on Kanye's pole. You can take the girl out of the strip club but you can't take the strip club out of the girl or how they say. You get what I mean: A stripper will always remain a stripper even if she stops dancing. Look at Amber Rose and you know what I'm talking about.

Beige Chinos

Last summer I really liked them. But now everyone is wearing beige chinos and I'm sick of them already before the summer even started. Don't get me wrong, there's nothing really trashy about them - they're just so omnipresent and I'm boooooooooooored! Every redneck girl is wearing a beige chino now from boring verticals like Esprit, H&M or Zara. It's gone from class to mass and now the trend is over already but the mainstream people don't get that. Too bad...

Looking for a trashy Xmas present?

Then I found something perfect for you! Here's the trailer park Barbie that comes with three kids from three different Ken dolls and is also equipped with Marlboros, a bottle of Jack, Mac&Cheese and two sixpacks of Budweiser.

Oompa Loompa or why being pale has more class

'Hey there Oompa Loompa!' Tan in a tube or other fake tan is the cheapest way to get some colour on your skin and certainly looks like that. Whether you spray it on, rub it in or frequent the tanning booth daily you'll always look a splotched carrot. And if you have dimples you must be careful that people don't confuse your butt with an oversized orange. Look at all these people who spent too much time in a tanning booth! They all look like their skin is wizened leather. Of course fake tan is cheaper than going on vacation but that's why it's mostly used by cheap people you don't want to be associated with. So please stay away from it and save the money you wanted to invest in a bottle of fake tan for a nice trip to the south. These days it's like in the past centuries again when being pale meant having class. If you look at all the orange tanned bimbos and bimbettes you'll understand what I'm talking about.

White (faux leather) boots

Most white boots can be described with only one word: TRASHY! If you're going for the whore look all you need to do is to put on a mini skirt and combine it with white faux leather boots. Even worn over pants white boots make a cheap slutty look and therefore can mostly be seen on cheap looking sluts with no manners and no class. It's the kind of shoe preferred by bitches with a very orange tan, muffin top and cheap hair extensions (often very blond mixed with black and sometimes a few pink hightlights) that like to f*ck Mediterranean guys with mullets. The hardcore ones like their white boots with buckles and extra thin stiletto heels in plastic. So if you don't want to be associated with something like that buy a pair of black leather boots!